At last! HD9 is on the intershelves and in the shops as well, so throw away the Sunday sups and refresh your bathroom with this bumping, footastic blinder of a read. It just gets better and better...
EDITORIAL
Gaffer says Hola and Buenas Tardes in an attempt to acquaint himself with Spanadian lingo
WE'RE NOT BRAZIL, BUT WE COULD BE
You think we're kidding... we're not. It's true. Norn Iron may win the 2030 World Cup and here's how
ADVENTURES OF AN ULSTERMAN
A completely crazy mentalist of an individual risks getting his head kicked-in just to watch women's football. In Belarus
WINDSOR DAYS
NI v Licky match report. We won that game. It could prove to be memorable
ULSTER UTTERINGS
Statto recently went for a medical consultation and had it confirmed that he is indeed a completely ridiculous individual. He was advised to write Ulster Utterings as therapy
HE'S TALL, HE'S THIN AND IT'S GOODNIGHT FROM HIM
Yes. It's Quinny hanging up (or throwing out) his boots. He tells us all how much he luvs us and how he could be seen in a bathroom near you soon
AWAYDAYS - LATVIA v NI
Robocop, yer havin' a laugh. Oh, what joyful memories we have of the shit hole they call Riga
AWAYDAYS - ICELAND v NI
We blame Kerry Katona for leaving us out in the cold again. Still, they do an excellent puffin soup
COULD IT BE MAGIC?
Maybe it could, but we all need to check who's wearing the wankers hat
IVAN SPROULE INTERVIEW
Yes, we interrupted him gardening. Can you adam and eve it? Long gone are the days of group shagging with a mobile phone
NI SHORTS
They're short and they're Northern Irish, which is why we came up with NI Shorts. Clever eh?
MASIF
Word up! Da Ulsta MASIF is like been well cool is like so is ya bovverd? You should be
SPOTLIGHT! SPIRIT OF '82
Another analysis on the internal goings on within an NISC. This time it's the infamous Spirit of '82 lot
AWAYDAYS - SWEDEN v NI
It was a day and it was also away, which is why we came up with Awaydays. There is no substitute for intellectual artistry
SPAIN REVISITED
Well, it isn't actually, but hey. What we have done instead is to look at where all our Spain '82 stars are now
NI INFILTRATION
Two GAWA decided to go to Reykjavik for the Iceland v Spain game instead which, in hindsight, must have been a great idea
HDTV
Yip. That's right. Your very own Norn Iron HDTV Guide. We'll be doing 2008 Calendars next!
SANCHEZ BOOK REVIEW
Don't know what to buy for Christmas for that awkward relative who has no interests apart from football and looking at pictures? Here you go then. Scribble on the front of it with a marker pen, tell them it's personally signed and they'll love you forever.
Click Here to Buy the Latest Issue of Happy Days |
