Just when you thought it was safe for yer daughter to go to Norn Iron games... not any more. This weeks hilarious revelations have given our boys some publicity they would maybe rather keep under wraps.
Hardcore footage appeared on the internet this week of two Northern Ireland U-21 internationals spit-roasting a young Co Down women in what is believed to be a Co Antrim hotel bog. Another player on a mobile phone took the film, said to be much longer than what is available to view on the web.
In total there were five people in the hotel bathroom with a sixth filming. As one player took the young woman from behind, she can clearly be seen performing felatio on another, who just so happens to have kept his goalkeepers gloves on, perhaps for extra grip.
Idiotically, all involved were still wearing their official Norn Iron training kits, which has infuriated the IFA. A spokesman for the IFA said: "The Irish FA is aware of the situation and is taking it very seriously. The Association will be investigating the matter thoroughly using a detailed process, and until all facts have been examined, no further comment will be made."
It seems that our young wannabes wish to follow in the footsteps of their mainland rivals. Spit roasting seems the preferred method of intercourse for many of England's footballers as is filming the whole thing on a mobile phone, uploading it on to the internet and then denying all involvement.
At least we can rest assured in the knowledge that our future seems strong at the back and determined up front. |
